burritno:

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

(via cumfort)

phobias:

you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath

(via 0riginal)

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

☆  .                   ☆ .                                      ☆

           ☆                               ☆            ☆  .

 ☆                 .☽               .                                      ☆

                  ☆             .                     ☆    

oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

(via guitarde)

everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

(via cumfort)

dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.

dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.

(via calins)

thorinbaggins:

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF FANGIRL MARK

(via avengers-hungergames-harrypotter)

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

(via starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts)

2014 San Diego Comic Con - Avengers Cast Highlights

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

(via best-of-text-posts)

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

(via avengers-hungergames-harrypotter)

Bo Burnham - Sad

twantyonepilots:

30 day song challenge

Day 3 // a song that makes you laugh

Sad - Bo Burnham

"Ha, ha, ha, classic comedy."

(via boburnie)

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